You have again turned down the outdoor thermostat, Human Mommy?
I am going to ignore you now, more pointedly than usual.
–Quicksilver
Great Guard Dogs
Great Guard Dogs come in all sizes.
It’s all about the team, the technique and the heart.
–Cosmo, Stella and Xena
Ray of Sunshine
On a cold winter morning…
…find yourself a fine ray of sunshine.
–Cosmo
Cold?
Cold? Curl up tight.
Eradicate the winter bomb cyclone with your eye lasers.
–Amber
Solidarity
There is a new, young, overly energetic Woofie.
We Cats must bide our time on the highest perch.
–Luna and Quicksilver
Big Sisters
Big Sisters are the best!
They listen to you and give you great advice.
Plus, no one can ever bully you when your Big Sis has your back.
–Xena
Candy Cane
The only thing better than an enormous, squeaky candy cane is…
…an enormous, squeaky candy cane stuffed with delectable, fluffy, foamy snow.
–Cosmo
Strange Question
No, you may not rest your gigantic head on my pillow, Human Mommy.
What a strange question!
Why would you even ask?
–Darth Vader
Annoying Habits
I know you’re excited about your squeaky candy cane, Cosmo, but can you cool it on the tail wagging?
Some of us are trying to nap here.
–Luna
The Box
The Catsmas gifts were good.
The cardboard box they came in was even better.
–Quicksilver
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