Isn’t it about time to turn off the TV and go to bed, Humans?
We’ve got an early round of Squirrel-Chase scheduled, and you have to wake up on time to go to the mysterious place you call work.
–Cosmo and Sunny
Lieutenant
Hiya Mr. Phelps! Hiya Finn! I don’t mean to intrude…
Lieutenant Finnegan!!
A Woofie is in position to violate our territory!
How did you let this happen?!
–Sunny and Phelps
Pillow
Does your Lady want you to be her pillow?
You’re a good guy–be her pillow.
–Sunny
Begging
The Humans think that the Woofies only beg for Human food.
The Humans are mistaken.
We are all the targets of undignified begging.
–Luna
Big Bed
Sure, the big bed is a lot more comfortable than the extra small Puppy bed.
But a good guy leaves the big bed all to his lady when she needs some alone time.
–Cosmo
Kiss your Bestie
Always greet your Bestie with a kiss!
Then settle in to hear all about her exciting weekend of Guard-Catting.
–Xena
More Important
I’m more important than a spreadsheet.
Aren’t I?
–Lily
Plain White Paper
Plain white paper is boring.
Paper with a generous dusting of decorative fur is much nicer.
–Amber
Lion at Repose
The Lion is at repose.
Do NOT disturb the Lion.
–Finnegan
Don’t judge me
Don’t judge me.
I saw you with the pizza last night, Humans.
–Quicksilver
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