Don’t get me wrong, I love being a Dog.
Still, I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to come equipped with Anti-Gravity, Magnetic, Propulsion Paws like the Meowies.
–Stella
Forgiveness
So you want to buy my forgiveness, Humama, after inexplicably, inexcusably and unauthorizidely abandoning me for a WHOLE weekend?!
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle, but don’t think you’re forgiven.
Twice my daily food ration? Nice, but don’t assume that I accept your apology.
What’s that? You are putting me on a D-I-E-T?!
Oh no…
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
You go, Cosmo!
You go, Cosmo! Chase the birdies, or the squirrels or whatever it is you Woofies chase.
I’ll just chill out in the lovely shade of this bench. A nap may even be on the agenda.
But you do you, Cosmo.
–Luna
Reserved
No, Xena, you may not jump up here.
I have reserved Human Mommy’s lap.
For how long? you ask.
For as long as either of us can see into the future.
–Luna
In Honor of Anthony
Our Humans have been melancholy since the death of Anthony Bourdain.
Human Daddy decided to make a special brunch in his honor.
There were potatoes sauteed with red peppers…
…fresh tomatoes topped with cilantro, French baguette with Himalayan salt and olive oil, sauteed cod fish with red onion and tomatoes, and soft boiled eggs.
As French music played in the background, Human Daddy danced with my lady Stella.
It was a delicious, memorable meal.
Now, you’ll have to excuse us…
We Dog Dishwashers need to be ready to lick the plates clean.
This is a professional kitchen, after all.
–Cosmo, Stella and Xena
Sunday Sun
Is the Sunday Sun shining too brightly for you?
Just cover your eyes and return to the land of nod.
Be sure to wake up in time for brunch, though.
–Lily
Saturday
Farmer’s Market? Early morning jog?
No thank you.
–Luna
T-bone Steak
So I had a properly sized Dog Bed until my beloved daughter Xena told me she needed to stretch out, much more than she could in her extra-small Puppy Bed.
Of course, I gave her my bed. How could I not? Have you ever seen anything cuter than Xena?
Still, I hear Father’s Day is coming up.
I hope little Xena thinks to get me a T-bone Steak, or a pack of bully sticks, or at least a card that we can turn into confetti together.
–Cosmo
Circus
Maybe I should run off and join the circus!
My tightrope act always draws a large audience…
…large in physical size if not large in number.
–Luna
Big Bed
Sure, the big bed is a lot more comfortable than the extra small Puppy bed.
But a good guy leaves the big bed all to his lady when she needs some alone time.
–Cosmo
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