We aren’t over the Hump until noon?
–DV
Here Birdies!
Here Birdies! There’s still an inch of seed left. Come and eat!
Don’t mind me!
— Luna
The Best Seat
The Best Seat in the House is sometimes right outside of the house…
…on a soft lap.
–Darth Vader
I love you…
I love you, pillow…
…I mean Cosmo.
–Stella
Style
Always wear your tuxedo, no matter how hot it gets.
If you melt, at least you’ll be a stylish puddle.
–Phelps
Happy Hour
Hit the happy hour Catnip hard enough…
…and the stones won’t feel hard, just firm enough to be an ideal mattress.
–Quicksilver
Anti-Gravity Paws III
Don’t get me wrong, I love being a Dog.
Still, I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to come equipped with Anti-Gravity, Magnetic, Propulsion Paws like the Meowies.
–Stella
Forgiveness
So you want to buy my forgiveness, Humama, after inexplicably, inexcusably and unauthorizidely abandoning me for a WHOLE weekend?!
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle, but don’t think you’re forgiven.
Twice my daily food ration? Nice, but don’t assume that I accept your apology.
What’s that? You are putting me on a D-I-E-T?!
Oh no…
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
You go, Cosmo!
You go, Cosmo! Chase the birdies, or the squirrels or whatever it is you Woofies chase.
I’ll just chill out in the lovely shade of this bench. A nap may even be on the agenda.
But you do you, Cosmo.
–Luna
Reserved
No, Xena, you may not jump up here.
I have reserved Human Mommy’s lap.
For how long? you ask.
For as long as either of us can see into the future.
–Luna
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