Sometimes you have to swallow your pride and ask for help.
Help, Human Mommy! The Millenial Meowie is swallowing my dinner!
What’s that? No, I can’t politely ask her to move.
The Millenial Meowie has murder mittens!
–Stella
(Thanks to Samantha Murdoch for this wonderful description of Meowie paws. Check out samanthamurdochblog.)
Living with roommates is no easy thing. For example, sometimes your roomie will want to munch on something super stinky on the couch while you’re trying to watch TV.
Eeeewww, Cosmo, really? I’d move but I was here first.
What’s the matter, Darth? Bully Sticks smell AMAZING! I’ll share it with you if you want.
–Darth Vader and Cosmo
It’s the weekend. We’re in the car. This can only mean one thing…
PUPPY PARK!!!
–Cosmo and Stella
It’s not always easy to conversate with the Meowies.
Often, they’ll conk out in the middle of your story, long before you get to the point.
Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to restart my detailed account of the hole I’m digging to China in the backyard when Lily wakes up.
–Cosmo
The Meowies say it’s rude to hover, but I’m ever so hungry.
I ate 5 minutes ago, i.e. an ETERNITY.
Hurry up Uncle Charlie! I’m starving.
–Cosmo
If you are a Woofie, you may need to wait for the Humans to offer you a pillow.
If you’re a Cat, you simply take possession of what’s rightfully yours.
–Amber
You know Human Daddy loves you because of all the sweet things he does, like putting a pillow under your head when you are zonked out on the hard floor.
–Cosmo
Just because we sprawl together doesn’t mean we are “together.”
We are practicing for the upcoming Mixed Species Synchronized Sprawling Regional Qualifiers.
That’s all that’s going on here.
–Luna
I sure hope I get a nose kiss when we make it to Nationals!
–Cosmo
The trouble with gyms is that you can end up waiting a super long time to use your favorite equipment.
Don’t even think about starting a conversation or advising the pretty Kitty gym members on proper weight-lifting technique or the right way to face on the treadmill.
At best, you’ll get a laser-like glare. At worst, you’ll get a hiss, some truly un-ladylike words, and a couple of new painful scratches on your handsome Canine nose.
–Cosmo
Canned food is good and all, but nothing beats your homemade Dog food, Human Mommy.
Mmmm… My sensitive Canine nose detects chicken, brown rice, carrots and a soupcon of extra virgin olive oil.
Is it ready yet? It sure smells ready and, let me tell you, I’m ready to eat!
–Cosmo
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