Don’t be alarmed if you encounter a Puppy Pile-Up on your couch!
Open a bag of treats or a can of wet food or simply squeak an appealing squeaky toy.
Normal traffic patterns will be restored in no time.
–Stella, Cosmo and Xena
Cat Tree
Got a Baby Woofie? Get a Cat Tree.
Make sure that your Cat Tree perch is too high for Baby Woofie to access.
Uh-oh, Baby Woofie is growing.
“Borrow” your Human Mommy’s Amazon Prime or Chewy account and order yourself a newer, bigger, better Tree.
–Luna
Hump Day!!!
Happy Hump Day!!!
If you really stretch, you can almost touch the weekend.
–Cosmo
Hurry Up!
Hurry up, Humans!
Get in bed quickly while there’s still room, i.e. before the Meowies arrive.
–Stella, Xena and Cosmo
Good Daddy
To be a good Dog Daddy you need to share all of your toys with your Puppy Daughter, even your most favorite Catnip mousie that you “borrowed” from the Meowies and somehow forgot to give back.
It’s not easy being a Daddy, not easy at all.
–Cosmo
Spies
You are spying on us through the Baby-Woofie Cam, Humans?!
Unacceptable.
P.S. Those shoes on the bed? Not our doing!
P.P.S. It was a Woofie or a Baby Woofie.
P.P.P.S. Don’t believe us? Check your spy-cam footage.
–Luna, Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Lily
Fixed?
Hey, Cosmo, didn’t the Humans say we were fixed?
Yup, Stella, they sure did!
So how did this happen?!
I don’t know, Stellla, but we’ve got our paws full.
We are parents now.
–Stella and Cosmo
Three’s a Crowd
I’m awfully lonely over here on the sofa.
Ah, that’s better, Human Daddy!
Now it’s starting to feel a bit crowded.
Who invited Amber?
–Cosmo
Again
It’s happening again.
Why oh why is it happening again?!
–Darth Vader
I don’t mean to be overly sensitive, but sometimes I feel like Uncle Darth doesn’t enjoy our together time as much as I do.
–Xena
Ladies who Lunch
Ladies who lunch?
Try Ladies who sniff and kiss.
Not that we don’t lunch–we totally do!
All that affection builds up our appetite.
–Stella and Xena
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