Are you done with that, Stella?
Waste not want not…
We’re more than happy to help you finish it off!
–Cosmo and Xena
Tux
Here I am, resplendent in my tux, awaiting my dinner.
Ahem! AWAITING my dinner!
–Phelps
Branding
As a CelebriCat, you must not let the paparazzi get a good picture of you every time.
To do so would diminish your brand.
–Luna
Camouflage
Become one with your surroundings.
Be the stones. Be the shell.
Be invisible to the Birdies.
–Luna
Squeaky Balls
What is it with Woofies and squeaky balls?
Doesn’t the noise pollution affect their ears the way it does our delicate Feline ears?
–Luna
Biscuits
When you invite over friends…
…be sure to have enough Dog biscuits.
–Xena, Cosmo, Dario, Nola and Stella
She’s looking at me!
Why is she staring at me?!
Oh, Auntie Amber! Can’t you tell? It’s because I adore you.
–Amber and Xena
Coffee vs Catnip
Is coffee like Catnip?
It must be, judging by your obsession with the dark, scalding stuff.
–Quicksilver
Life is Good
Life is good…
…really good.
–Quicksilver
Back off, Monday
Back off, Monday!
I have Murder Mittens.
–Lily
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