As an Ornithologist, the closer you get to the Birdies, the better.
Unless it’s hot outside, like mind-blowing, whisker-curling hot.
Then it is acceptable to watch the Birdies from an air-conditioned vantage point.
–Quicksilver
Hot
Despite the heat, the Woofies gallop.
Silly Woofies.
–Darth Vader
Never too hot…
It’s never too hot…
…if you properly hydrate.
–Quicksilver
Here Birdies!
Here Birdies! There’s still an inch of seed left. Come and eat!
Don’t mind me!
— Luna
Style
Always wear your tuxedo, no matter how hot it gets.
If you melt, at least you’ll be a stylish puddle.
–Phelps
Happy Hour
Hit the happy hour Catnip hard enough…
…and the stones won’t feel hard, just firm enough to be an ideal mattress.
–Quicksilver
Anti-Gravity Paws III
Don’t get me wrong, I love being a Dog.
Still, I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to come equipped with Anti-Gravity, Magnetic, Propulsion Paws like the Meowies.
–Stella
You go, Cosmo!
You go, Cosmo! Chase the birdies, or the squirrels or whatever it is you Woofies chase.
I’ll just chill out in the lovely shade of this bench. A nap may even be on the agenda.
But you do you, Cosmo.
–Luna
Sunday Sun
Is the Sunday Sun shining too brightly for you?
Just cover your eyes and return to the land of nod.
Be sure to wake up in time for brunch, though.
–Lily
Circus
Maybe I should run off and join the circus!
My tightrope act always draws a large audience…
…large in physical size if not large in number.
–Luna
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