Dog-Diggety-Dog! T.D.I.F.!!
It’s FRIDAY!
–Cosmo
Lasers
Woofs are really all the Woofies contribute to guarding the homestead.
We Guard Cats, on the other paw, come equipped with laser-shooting eyes.
–Phelps and Darth Vader
Rabbit Kick
No one survives the Rabbit-Kick-of-Death!
Not unless they are offering a can or two or three or bakers dozen of Tuna…
Get the Tuna, quickly, before I render your dominant opposable thumb inactive, Human!
–Phelps
Hump Day
Hump Day, you say, Humans?
I just can’t…
You’ll have to struggle over the hump without me.
–Darth Vader
Shoo!
Porch weather you say, Humans?
No, it is not. It is Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club weather.
You Humans are not Club Members.
Shoo!
–Phelps and Quicksilver
Impasse
Sometimes you encounter an impasse.
If you are stalking along the Cat shelf highway, the impasse is frequently your sister.
–Lily and Luna
Reconsider Housework
Are you seriously considering vacuuming, Human Mommy, thereby interrupting my morning yoga routine?
Kindly reconsider.
–Lily
Spring!
Spring
has
finally
sprung.
–Phelps
Up or Down?
Are we going up for a nap…
…or down for a walk?
Either choice is fine with me.
–Cosmo
Healing
Is your Human suffering from a cold?
Is she running through Kleenex faster than you can consume bully sticks and/or Catnip?
Surround her with Puppy warmth and Kitty purrs and lots of love.
Also, try to lick her nose as that appears to be the source of her problems.
–Xena, Stella, Luna and Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 