Muddy Woofie paws make for a big mess.
Are you planning on mopping the kitchen floor, Human Mommy?
No? Not until the rain has ended, you say?
Why am I not surprised?
–Quicksilver
Saturday
If you don’t lounge around at least a bit on Saturday…
…you’re doing it wrong.
–Luna, Cosmo and Stella
Guard Dogs
Left and center…
Partial left and three-quarters left…
Full left and full left…
All clear on the left!
Time to scan the right.
–Cosmo and Stella
Cold
It is cold, Human Mommy! Why are you unplugging my space heater?!
You’re leaving for work, you’ve set the thermostat to 68 degrees, and the space heater is a hazard unattended, you say.
Harrumph!
It’s on you if you come home to a Catsicle.
–Finnegan
Monday, you say?
Monday, you say, Human Mommy?
Maybe for you, but definitely not for me.
–Lily
Toll Collector
So you changed your mind and need to go back upstairs because you “forgot” something in the bedroom?
You have to pay the toll again, preferably in Catnip or Cream.
–Lily
Synchronized Napping
Inter-Species Synchronized Napping Nationals here we come!
Seriously, we are coming soon, just as soon as we wake up.
–Lily and Stella
True Love
Never give up on true love!
Persistence pays off.
–Cosmo
P.S. OMD (Oh-My-Dog)! Luna is almost touching one of my back paws with one of her front paws! Best Day EVER!!!
Boys’ Night Out
Woohoo! It’s Friday! Time for a Boys’ Night out…
…at the Private Members-Only Cat and Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
–Finnegan and Cosmo
House Arrest
First you take me to the vet.
Next you confine me to the house for over a week so that I can “heal.”
I may be sleeping right now but I’m still furious.
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 