Go away, Monday Morning!
I’m simply not in the mood.
–Amber
Urgent
I know that the Meowies have already attempted to roust you for Food o’clock, Human Mommy, but my request is even more urgent.
I need to go potty! Now!
–Stella
Naptime
“Go to sleep, little Xena. It’s naptime.”
“Okay, Papa Cosmo. It will be playtime right after naptime…”
“Right?”
–Cosmo and Xena
Branding
As a CelebriCat, you must not let the paparazzi get a good picture of you every time.
To do so would diminish your brand.
–Luna
In Charge
You think you’re in charge, Humans?
Top of the Food Chain and all that?
Think again.
–Amber
Real Estate
Amazon =
Biggest purveyor of Cat real estate.
–Lily
Good Smells
There are good smells up top and good smells down below.
When you’ve got a good Sniffer, there are good smells everywhere!
–Cosmo and Xena
Why Woofies?
Why’d you get the Woofies, Humans?
I know it’s been nearly 3 years, but I still haven’t figured it out.
Why Woofies?!
–Phelps
Coffee vs Catnip
Is coffee like Catnip?
It must be, judging by your obsession with the dark, scalding stuff.
–Quicksilver
Welcome Home
Welcome home, Humans! T.C.I.F. and all that.
What did you bring us?
–Finnegan, Phelps and Quicksilver
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