Human Daddy…
Human DADDY!
The Meowies are helping themselves to MY dinner!
–Cosmo
Dinner
It’s nearly Food o’clock, Humans.
Why haven’t you started preparing my nightly feast?
–Quicksilver
Powers of the Mind
That chicken smells divine, but I would never stoop to begging like an undignified Woofie.
I am commanding a choice morsel to land before me through the powers of my Feline mind.
–Luna
Or one can just use Puppy Eyes and remind Human Daddy who his real bestfriend is.
–Cosmo
Dishtowels
Dishtowels? These are Luna towels. Can’t you see? They are grey and white just like me.
Please use the paper towels.
The fabric ones belong to me.
–Luna
New Year’s Cleanup
Reorganizing the kitchen, Humans? Good for you!
Just be sure to establish a dedicated Cat-sized spot in every cabinet.
–Luna
Begging…
You Humans call it “begging.”
We call it “ordering.”
–Luna, Stella, and Cosmo
Home Cooking
Canned food is good and all, but nothing beats your homemade Dog food, Human Mommy.
Mmmm… My sensitive Canine nose detects chicken, brown rice, carrots and a soupcon of extra virgin olive oil.
Is it ready yet? It sure smells ready and, let me tell you, I’m ready to eat!
–Cosmo
Bachelor Pad
Choose your bachelor pad wisely. If you like a bit of action, don’t move too far out to the country–youthful Kittens will keep you young.
On the other paw, be sure that your pad is protected from the hurly-burly of the youngsters’ catnip-fueled disputes. Kittens may do fine with a mere 18 hours of sleep daily, but you require a minimum of 20 hours.
Most importantly, make sure that your pad is in close proximity to the best place in the house, i.e. the kitchen.
–Charlie
Doppelcatter
Occasionally, when you head out to Friday Night Happy Hour, you encounter your Doppelcatter at the bar.
What’s he doing here, in my favorite bar, also known as the kitchen?
Wash your face–it will help you ignore him.
Stare at him with your laser eyes–eventually he’ll melt.
Either way, don’t let him ruin your evening. You worked…er…napped hard this week. It’s time to party!
–Charlie and Finnegan
Hanging Out
Find a place where good things happen and hang out there. Do you enjoy hot beverages and camraderie? Hang out at a local coffee house. Do you like tuna, cream, and crunchy treats? Then the kitchen is your best bet.
–Phelps, Darth Vader, and Quicksilver
Daily Feline Wisdom 