Why oh why did you get her, Humans?
Why oh why are you making those funny hissy noises and folding back your ears, Uncle Darth?
Okay, bye Uncle Darth! Maybe we can play later?
I hope we can play later!
–Darth Vader and Xena
What the Humans did…
The Humans adopted me!
I’d introduce myself properly with a name, but Human Daddy hasn’t come up with one yet. My Turtle Aunt, Princess Maple Ann, tells me that this naming thing can take quite some time.
Harrumph and double harrumph! A 5-lb Puppy Princess such as myself needs a name ASAP.
To be fair, a lot of good stuff has happened quickly.
My Humans fell in love with me immediately and hard.
I became the newest member of an impressive pack.
I made some cool new friends.
Most important of all, I finally made it home.
Woofs, Wags and a Whole Lotta Licks,
Princess Puppy, who does not yet have a name and is trying to be patient but patience is hard
A Note from Human Mommy: We adopted our Little One from Unconditional Love Rescue Pets. For more information about this rescue and the wonderful work they do, please visit:
Risk versus Reward
I really want the Mousie.
The Mousie is waaay better than my shiny green pom-pom.
Plus, the Meowie is sleeping.
But what if he wakes up?
Sometimes you have to weigh risk (Murder Mittens) versus reward (Mousie) very carefully.
–Cosmo
I am Here
I am here or am I?
I might just be a glossy whorl, part of the pattern of the new bed sheet.
–Darth Vader
I Like You
I like you, Human. Please don’t move.
Like ever.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Where’s my Mousie?
Where’s my Mousie?
I swear I had it right here!
I found your Mousie, Luna.
I’ll give it back if you let me visit your egg.
–Luna and Cosmo
Never the wrong time…
Feeling sleepy?
Fret not!
It’s never the wrong time for a nap.
–Cosmo
Coping with Monday
Don’t feel bad about hitting the Lion’s Head Tavern a wee bit before noon.
Don’t feel bad about squinting your eyes tight shut in order to imitate a leaf, or a loaf, or maybe a leaf loaf.
We all cope with Monday in our own way.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan, aka Leaf Loaf
Miss Piggy
I’m on my Human Mommy’s lap with my favorite stuffie, Miss Piggy.
Any questions?
–Cosmo
Overstuffed?
Overstuffed after your Thanksgiving feast?
Sleep it off.
–Darth Vader and Stella
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