I want to leave…
…and yet the door is closed.
Unacceptable…
…totally unacceptable.
–Amber
Acquired Taste
Eew! What is that atrocious odor?
It’s my Bully Stick, Auntie Amber.
It’s an acquired taste/smell that one acquires while teething.
Want to take a nibble?
–Amber and Xena
Beverage Pairing
A fine tuna meal requires a fine drink.
Water will do but nothing complements tuna like cream.
–Luna
But that is my cream!
–Lily
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Let’s be honest–it might be a good idea to reduce your Amazon orders, Human Mommy.
Don’t you dare recycle this Amazon box, though.
I’m obviously reusing it.
–Amber
Halloween Rule #1
Humans do not, we repeat do NOT dress up your Cats.
We do not like that, we would hate that, we might never forgive you.
Like NEVER EVER not even for a million cans of tuna would we forgive you.
Feel free to dress up like us though. You won’t look as good as us, of course, but we’ll appreciate your effort and only mock you behind your back because, really, who are you kidding trying to look like a Cat?
Only Cats can do Cat.
–Lily
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