So you changed your mind and need to go back upstairs because you “forgot” something in the bedroom?
You have to pay the toll again, preferably in Catnip or Cream.
–Lily
Synchronized Napping
Inter-Species Synchronized Napping Nationals here we come!
Seriously, we are coming soon, just as soon as we wake up.
–Lily and Stella
True Love
Never give up on true love!
Persistence pays off.
–Cosmo
P.S. OMD (Oh-My-Dog)! Luna is almost touching one of my back paws with one of her front paws! Best Day EVER!!!
Boys’ Night Out
Woohoo! It’s Friday! Time for a Boys’ Night out…
…at the Private Members-Only Cat and Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
–Finnegan and Cosmo
House Arrest
First you take me to the vet.
Next you confine me to the house for over a week so that I can “heal.”
I may be sleeping right now but I’m still furious.
–Phelps
My Cushion
Your laptop bag?
You don’t mean my cushion, do you, Human Mommy?
No, I won’t give it back.
Speaking of laptops, can you cool it with the typing?
The clickity-clackety sound of the keys is disrupting my nap.
–Amber
To tuck or not to tuck…
To tuck or not to tuck the front paws?
This is an essential question for us Cats.
You Humans should focus on simpler questions.
Leave the deep thinking to us Cats.
–Luns
Kittenish Energy
Why’d you name her Luna, Humans?
I think Lightening, Flash, Bolt or even Blur would suit her better.
Also, do you have any idea when her Kittenish energy will dissipate?
It’s exhausting.
–Lily
Taller
Walking on two paws instead of four?
Is that a thing?
All right, I’ll give it a go.
I’m taller, but I feel awkward.
My balance is off for hunting…er… ornithology.
–Finnegan
Deja vu…
Weren’t we here a couple of days ago?
Didn’t you say that this was our only time here for the year?
So maybe I had an altercation with another Cat…
So maybe I have a slight wound to my flank that is weeping stinky pus…
That’s hardly a reason to bring me back here.
You are not my favorite Human right now.
–Phelps
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