Got a Baby Woofie? Get a Cat Tree.
Make sure that your Cat Tree perch is too high for Baby Woofie to access.
Uh-oh, Baby Woofie is growing.
“Borrow” your Human Mommy’s Amazon Prime or Chewy account and order yourself a newer, bigger, better Tree.
–Luna
Your bag, Human Mommy?
What nonsense is this?
–Amber
Monday you say, Human Mommy?
Maybe for you but not for me.
I’ve decided to extend my Sunday afternoon snooze to next Friday Night Happy Hour.
–Lily
What do you mean I’m not keeping up with my 2018 New Year’s Resolution?
I resolved to use the treadmill.
I never specified how I’d use it.
Now go away. You are messing with my napping…er…wellness program.
–Quicksilver
In 2018, I resolve to become Luna’s friend!
It may take awhile, but I know I can do it, same as big brother Cosmo did in 2017!
–Xena
You have introduced a baby Woofie to my kingdom.
You have encumbered my royal shelf with a bulky camera to spy on said Woofie.
Why would the Sun King smile about any of this?
–Finnegan, the Sun King
What do you mean I’m too big to sit on the back of the couch, Humans? I see the Meowies do it all the time.
Uh-oh! The cushions seem to have collapsed under me.
You may have a point, Humans. Either that or your couch is defective.
–Cosmo
Are you planning on washing these dishes, Humans?
Never mind, I’ll just lick off the good stuff and maybe, accidentally, break the Ginger Cat Mug.
The Ginger had it coming.
He’s looking at me funny.
–Quicksilver
By all means rake up the fallen leaves, Humans.
Just not my leaf-bed. I’m about to doze off.
–Darth Vader
Successful synchronized napping requires skill, dedication and time.
Come back in an hour or so and we may have changed position again.
–Quicksilver and Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 