Why’d you get the Woofies, Humans?
I know it’s been nearly 3 years, but I still haven’t figured it out.
Why Woofies?!
–Phelps
Never lose control
Never lose control of the remote control!
Seriously, how much Meowie daytime programming can a little Puppy handle?
–Xena
Training Maintenance
Even Adult Woofies require reinforcement and maintenance of their basic skills.
Down, Cosmo!
Good Woofie.
–Luna
Ignorance
The best way to nap next to a Woofie is to ignore that the Woofie is there.
Ignorance not giving you bliss?
Try a forceful HISS.
–Darth Vader
Pretty Please!
Stella did it and got a cute nose-piercing for her efforts.
Can’t I take a long, deep whiff of Kitty Butt, too, Quicksilver?
Pretty please!
–Cosmo
Pillows
If you are a Woofie, you may need to wait for the Humans to offer you a pillow.
If you’re a Cat, you simply take possession of what’s rightfully yours.
–Amber
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