I betcha want to rub my tummy.

I can’t blame you. My tummy is irresistible.

Rub at your own risk.

Remember, even a sleepy Cat can deploy her Murder Mittens faster than a wide-awake Human can retract her hand.
–Lily
I betcha want to rub my tummy.

I can’t blame you. My tummy is irresistible.

Rub at your own risk.

Remember, even a sleepy Cat can deploy her Murder Mittens faster than a wide-awake Human can retract her hand.
–Lily
Work hard.
Play harder.

Nap hardest.
–Cosmo and Xena
Dog Bed?

Do you see any Woofies in the vicinity?
–Lily
Cat.

Cat?

Don’t be alarmed! I’m a Ghost Cat.
Sure, I’ve gone over the Rainbow Bridge but sometimes I manifest myself in a crumpled tee shirt to check up on the homestead.
–Charlie, Stretch, Holly, and Ninja
I think like a Dog, I bark like a Dog, and I smell like a Dog.
I’m all Dog.

Still, those treats smell mighty good and I’m no bigger than the smallest Meowie.
There’s no harm in exploring my latent felinity, is there?
–Xena
There is nothing wrong with having your treats delivered by Uber, Grubhub or the like.
Sure, you pay a little extra and you’re not able to enjoy the atmosphere of the kitchen.

But sometimes it’s just so convenient to snack behind the Woofie gate!
–Luna, Darth Vader and Lily
Paparazzi are EVERYWHERE!

Perfect your bored face.
–Millie and Tucker, Guest Contributors
Kisses are good…

…but nothing says “I love you” like a lick.
–Xena
Daylight Savings Time doesn’t mean that Wake-Up Time comes an hour earlier.

We Cats wake up if and when we please.
–Lily and Finnegan
Welcome home, Human Daddy!
I know Monday’s rough…

Just know that you’ve got a Dog at home who loves you more than he loves himself.
–Cosmo