The Humans have put up multiple signs alerting passers-by to the presence of Woofies.
Strangely, there are as yet no signs referencing us Jungle Cats.
Maybe the Humans see us as their secret weapon.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
What the Ladies want…
A glass of fine red wine enjoyed al fresco with a handsome, intense drinking companion… What else could the Ladies possibly want?
–Quicksilver
Pace yourself
Sure, exercise is good for you but overexertion is dangerous.
Pace yourself.
–Lily
Over-booking
Did you reserve your basket online weeks in advance? Did you receive confirmations of your reservation online and via text?
Did you arrive at your reserved basket only to find that it had been overbooked?
Fur will fly.
–Amber
Napping with Scissors
Running with scissors is never safe.
Catnapping on top of scissors is totally fine.
–Luna
Taken
This chair is taken. Find another.
–Lily
Let them on your bed…
It doesn’t hurt to let your Humans on your bed once in awhile as their legs make for excellent pillows. Just don’t let them become territorial.
It’s your bed not theirs.
–Quicksilver
Dream Running
Dream running is just like real running except that you don’t feel sore afterwards.
–Stella
Dangling
So what if all of your extremities don’t exactly fit in your chosen midday napping spot? You’re a long, leggy House Panther.
Let parts of you cascade over the side like a glorious waterfall, like the way storm clouds descend to obscure the nascent moon.
–Darth Vader
Work from Home
Did your Human Mommy finally get an opportunity to work from home one day per week?
Make sure that she is productive by managing her with an iron paw.
–Amber
