As Cat Princesses, graceful relaxation is an important part of your royal duties.
How else will your sometimes stressed, uptight Human subjects recognize your superiority?
–Luna and Lily
Big Hugs
Nothing says “I love you, Human Daddy” like a big, old-fashioned hug.
–Cosmo
Recommendation
All of us 8 Cats think that this blog is pretty awesome:
https://humanandthekitten.wordpress.com/
Purrs, Quicksilver et al
Rose Petals
What a lovely, colorful salad bar you have set up for me, Human Mommy!
May I assume that a fine tuna entree will be forthcoming?
A Kitten cannot thrive on rose petals alone.
–Luna
Raw Food Diet
I’ll admit that chilling out in an empty carton that used to contain canned Woofie food may not be the wisest option, particularly if the Woofies have not inhaled their evening feast yet.
That said, don’t think that I’m a trendy, Raw Food alternative to cans.
I’m not.
Get any closer and I’ll prove it to you with my claws.
–Lily
Work makes for Boring Conversations
Loosened up by the Chardonnay, is your Friday night date going on and on and on and on about her stressful work week?
Has the inattentive waiter failed to bring your tunatini?
Don’t feel bad about yawning and then conking out.
Work makes for boring conversations.
–Quicksilver
Invisibility
The key to invisibility, little Luna, is to choose a surface that blends with your fur, install yourself on said surface, and stay preternaturally still.
See this blanket? It has black stripes for me and white and gray stripes for you. Now we are invisible.
Ummm, Uncle Darth? I think you may have forgotten that Woofies see through their sniffers.
–Darth Vader and Luna
Sisters
Big sisters are the best! Sometimes it feels like they know you better than you know yourself and your secrets are always safe because you speak a special language, known only to the two of you.
–Luna
Watch out, Woofie. Don’t get fresh with my Little Sis.
–Lily
Hovering
No matter how many times we hiss and threaten the use of our diamond-cuttingly sharp claws, the biggest Woofie just doesn’t understand that it’s rude to hover over our high tea.
–Charlie, Luna, Darth Vader, and Lily
Private Clubs
Your porch, Humans? We fear you are mistaken–this is a Members Only Cat Club.
Say what? You want to join?
We regret to inform you that membership is by invitation only and the fees are more tuna cans than you can afford.
–Finnegan, Darth Vader, and Phelps
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