Excuse me, but can’t a handsome fellow launder his white dress socks in private without the intrusions of cellphone wielding groupies?
Sigh… The sacrifices of celebrity and undeniably good looks.
–Quicksilver
Hard Workouts
Frisbee, check. Tug, check. Wrestling, check. Squirrel Chase, check and double check.
You know it’s been a good, hard workout when you collapse like a Meowie afterwards.
Meowie-Inspired Basic Yoga, check.
–Cosmo
Above Politics
Stay above politics. It’s the only safe, sensible place to be.
–Luna
How you know…
You know she loves you when she wraps her front paw around your foreleg.
You know she really loves you when she does the same thing with her tail.
–Cosmo
You could be dreaming
Ever wake up only to feel that there is a large, uninvited presence behind you? You could be right or you could still be dreaming.
Either way, it’s probably best just to fall back asleep and hope that it doesn’t snore or slobber.
–Darth Vader
Treadmill Workouts
There’s more than one way to workout on a treadmill.
For example, you can use the console for a good stretch.
You can use the arms as a jungle gym to increase your strength and balance.
Don’t worry if you get tangled up now and again.
It takes time to master new fitness routines.
–Luna
Don’t be a Cliche
Are the ever present cellphone-wielding paparazzi taking yet another picture of you in yet another basket? Don’t be a cliche. Don’t be that guy who’s always in a basket.
Squeeze your eyes shut. No one takes a good picture of a celebrity squinting. No way the paparazzi can sell this shot to the Feline tabloids.
–Finnegan
Woohoo Titanium Knee
Playing around in your yard is fun and all, but nothing beats a good run in the Puppy Park on your new titanium knee.
–Stella
Smolder
It’s one thing to be hot.
It’s another thing entirely to smolder.
–Darth Vader
Uh-oh
What’s that, Human Mommy? This fine box is the same box that the Woofies’ canned food came in?
You don’t suppose they’ll get confused and think that I’m yummy, too, do you?
Uh-oh…
–Luna
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 