Puppy Eyes

Puppy Eyes work great for some things, like convincing your Humans you deserve a game of Frisbee or speeding up the delivery of your dinner.

You know what Puppy Eyes can’t do? Puppy Eyes can’t fix Stella’s knee and they can’t speed up her return from orthopaedic surgery.

We will be apart until Friday.

We’ve never been apart more than a couple hours, not ever, since we first met.

It was love at first sniff.

I love Stella with all my heart.

Dear Readers, please send positive energy for her surgery and speedy recovery. We love you all so much.

I miss my Girl so very, very much.

Woofs and Wags,

Cosmo 

Bad Jokes

When you are taking your daily inventory of the foodstuffs, do your Humans tell you to get out of the refrigerator because “Kittens are best at room temperature?”

That’s a terrible, offensive joke, meriting many hisses.

As a pragmatist, though, you may do better to direct your Humans’ attention to the unopened pack of Canadian Bacon on the shelf above your right ear.

–Luna 

Medical Update

Thank you all so much for your good wishes! I have a luxating patella caused by my heroic charge into the front fence to defend my yard against an interloper. The Humans have told me that I will be going to a third vet next Wednesday for a surgical consultation. After that, I will have knee surgery to become a bionic Dog.

For all our Dog and Meowy followers, think very carefully about heroism. You don’t always get a medal. Sometimes, all you get is a visit to three–count them, three!–vets for your trouble.

Woofs and Wags, Stella