I prefer this spot on the bedspread as it enhances my orange fur.
Orange is the new black, after all.
Pffff.. There’s no need for a “new” black.
Black is the one color that never goes out of style.
–Finnegan and Darth Vader
Not Yet
Are we Best Friends now, Luna?
No!
Not…
…yet.
–Xena and Luna
Dishtowels
Dishtowels? These are Luna towels. Can’t you see? They are grey and white just like me.
Please use the paper towels.
The fabric ones belong to me.
–Luna
Puppy Pile-Up
Don’t be alarmed if you encounter a Puppy Pile-Up on your couch!
Open a bag of treats or a can of wet food or simply squeak an appealing squeaky toy.
Normal traffic patterns will be restored in no time.
–Stella, Cosmo and Xena
Snoring?
Snoring? Moi?
Lions never snore.
It must be the Woofie.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Cat in a Cave
Sure, I’m a Cat in a Cave, paparazzi. It has decent alliteration, but didn’t you consider why I’m in the cave?
Did it never occur to you that a Cat in a Cave might value his privacy?
–Finnegan
Basically Vegan
I’m basically vegan…
…except for being an obligate carnivore.
–Luna
Counting
I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and a Squeaky Squirrel from Daddy Cosmo.
1 Squirrel + 1 Bully Braid = 2 Chewies
I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and another from my fiance Cosmo.
1 Bully Braid × 2 = 2 Chewies
I had a Bully Braid and a Squeaky Squirrel and I gave both away to my Ladies.
(Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) – ( Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) = 0 Chewies
Sacrifices = Good Man
–Xena, Stella and Cosmo
Ingenue
You can be an ingenue at any age.
It’s all about the eyes, the fur and the je-ne-sais-quoi.
–Amber
Cat Tree
Got a Baby Woofie? Get a Cat Tree.
Make sure that your Cat Tree perch is too high for Baby Woofie to access.
Uh-oh, Baby Woofie is growing.
“Borrow” your Human Mommy’s Amazon Prime or Chewy account and order yourself a newer, bigger, better Tree.
–Luna
