Go away. I had a raucous Friday night of catnip and carousing and, allegedly, Silvervine, although I can’t really remember that part all that well, or if I’m being honest, any of the parts of last night except for the part where I threw up in your shoe.
Sorry about that, but let’s be honest, you earned it by awakening me this painfully bright Saturday morning.
Go away.
–Lily
To swipe or not to swipe the Woofie’s nose with a dagger-filled paw, that is the question.
–Luna
My nose isn’t bleeding, yet. I knew I was growing on her!
–Cosmo
As a fearsome, formidable Feline, you don’t need protection per se.
Still when you’re catching your requisite 18+ hours of daily shut-eye, it’s nice to know that Mr. Fox and his buddy the enormous goldfish have your back.
–Quicksilver
Tuck everything in, visualize, become the loaf.
–Amber
“Really, Crown Princess Lily, is all this ours? The pond and the stream and the plump birdies who come to drink?”
“All ours, little Princess, all ours, for as far as your yellow eyes can see and your pink nose can sniff.”
“Whoa!”
–Princesses Lily and Luna
Whatcha doing, Human Daddy?
Can’t you tell, Woofies? Human Daddy is creating a garden stream to quench my Feline thirst.
–Cosmo, Stella and Quicksilver
They may not be the softest pillow, but your true love’s the best pillow there ever will be.
–Stella
Sometimes the Humans are puzzled as to why the water level in the garden fountains goes down so fast.
Evaporation, Humans.
What else could it be?
–Darth Vader
Your kitchen looks even more cluttered from up here, Humans.
I take it you still haven’t ordered yourselves a copy of the “Life Changing Magic of Tidying up”?
–Lily
Boardwalks are good for walking and for lounging when you’re all walked out.
–Stella
