Spring has sprung!
Don’t mess with my Daffodils.
They are most dear to me.
–Phelps
Abandonment
You’re leaving me over the Holiday weekend, Humama?!
Who authorized this?
I sure didn’t.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Throne
What’s the difference between a chair and a throne?
If a Princess is sitting on it, it’s a throne.
Otherwise, it’s a mere chair.
–Lily
Hide-and-Seek
It is important to hide all parts of yourself, including your stripy grey tail, during a round of hide-and-seek.
Correct–I am almost invisible.
Incorrect–my tail is showing and the Little Woofie can find my tail.
–Luna
Plain White Paper
Plain white paper is boring.
Paper with a generous dusting of decorative fur is much nicer.
–Amber
Bathroom Break
What’s that, Human Mommy? You want to get up to go potty?
You’ll just have to hold it.
–Luna
Ball!
I brought a Ball!
It even squeaks!
Wanna play?
–Xena
Snow Day
The best part of a snow day?
Bird TV.
–Luna
Can you resist?
I betcha want to rub my tummy.
I can’t blame you. My tummy is irresistible.
Rub at your own risk.
Remember, even a sleepy Cat can deploy her Murder Mittens faster than a wide-awake Human can retract her hand.
–Lily
Dog Bed?
Dog Bed?
Do you see any Woofies in the vicinity?
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 