The best bed is a matter of opinion.
Sometimes the king-size mattress feels right…
…but sometimes you fancy a cozier option…
…like a good, old-fashioned dresser drawer.
–Luna
My Cushion
Your laptop bag?
You don’t mean my cushion, do you, Human Mommy?
No, I won’t give it back.
Speaking of laptops, can you cool it with the typing?
The clickity-clackety sound of the keys is disrupting my nap.
–Amber
Photobomb
BOL! I photobombed your selfie, Human Daddy!
Where’s my treat?
–Cosmo
To tuck or not to tuck…
To tuck or not to tuck the front paws?
This is an essential question for us Cats.
You Humans should focus on simpler questions.
Leave the deep thinking to us Cats.
–Luns
Kittenish Energy
Why’d you name her Luna, Humans?
I think Lightening, Flash, Bolt or even Blur would suit her better.
Also, do you have any idea when her Kittenish energy will dissipate?
It’s exhausting.
–Lily
Spaghetti
I’m starving!
Please share your spaghetti. This is an urgent request as I’m starving.
Totally starving.
–Cosmo
Carrots
Carrots aren’t normally my favorite…
…but carrots filled with ‘Nip . ..
…are legit and totally nice.
–Lily
Taller
Walking on two paws instead of four?
Is that a thing?
All right, I’ll give it a go.
I’m taller, but I feel awkward.
My balance is off for hunting…er… ornithology.
–Finnegan
Boxes sans stuff…
Love the boxes, Amazon, but Human Mommy orders way too much stuff.
Can we get the boxes without stuff?
–Luna
Deja vu…
Weren’t we here a couple of days ago?
Didn’t you say that this was our only time here for the year?
So maybe I had an altercation with another Cat…
So maybe I have a slight wound to my flank that is weeping stinky pus…
That’s hardly a reason to bring me back here.
You are not my favorite Human right now.
–Phelps
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