A throne befits a King.
A lap befits a God.
–Orzo
Kiss your Bestie
Always greet your Bestie with a kiss!
Then settle in to hear all about her exciting weekend of Guard-Catting.
–Xena
Oh, yeah…
Oh, yeah…
…that feels so good.
Don’t stop…
…until I tell you to.
–Darth Vader
More Important
I’m more important than a spreadsheet.
Aren’t I?
–Lily
Conviviality
Sure, you can drink alone…
…but it’s much more convivial to drink with a friend.
–Quicksilver and Luna
Big Sis
I’m a confident full-grown Lady Cat and Valedictorian of the Guard Cat Academy now, but I’ll still always look up to my Big Sis, Lily.
Hey, Lily! From this angle, it looks like you have something on your face…
Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it for you!
But you have to hold still!
There we go! I learned this headlock in the Guard Cat Academy.
–Luna
Break it up…
Wanna Play, Uncle Darth?
No, I do not, Little Xena.
Woof!
Hisssssssssss…
Woof…
HISSSSSSS…
WOOF…
Break it up you two!
–Xena, Darth Vader and Cosmo
Monday… again?!
It’s Monday again?
It can’t be!
It’s just too dreadful.
–Lily
Securing the Perimeter
The perimeter is secure…
…thanks to me,…
…Luna,…
…Guard Cat Extraordinaire.
–Luna
Irresistible
Eat your hearts out, ladies!
I’m irresistible.
–Darth Vader
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