The Meowies said that there’s No Way I can fit in Xena’s extra small Puppy bed.
Yes, way, Meowies!
Uh-oh… I’ve got some serious cramps…
–Cosmo
Break it up…
Wanna Play, Uncle Darth?
No, I do not, Little Xena.
Woof!
Hisssssssssss…
Woof…
HISSSSSSS…
WOOF…
Break it up you two!
–Xena, Darth Vader and Cosmo
Eat your Vegetables
“Eat your vegetables, little Xena!”
“Okay, Papa Cosmo! If I eat all my veg, I’ll be as big and strong as you, right?”
“Right! Maybe even bigger! With love in your heart and veg in your tummy, you’re nine paws tall!”
–Xena and Cosmo
Top Chef
Looks good…
Smells awesome!
Please share, Human Daddy, aka Top Chef.
–Cosmo and Xena
T.D.I.F.
Dog-Diggety-Dog! T.D.I.F.!!
It’s FRIDAY!
–Cosmo
Daddy’s Girl
Cosmo is the best Dog Daddy ever! He looks out for me, he defends me when the Meowies get feisty, he lets me have the biggest bully stick and lets me chew on his jowls when there are no bully sticks because the Humans have mistimed our Chewy.com order.
My Daddy Cosmo is also an excellent pillow.
–Xena
Hammock
I’m trying to enjoy the hammock, Human Daddy.
But the back and forth…
…and to and fro is wreaking havoc on my tummy.
Uh-oh! I maybe shouldn’t have eaten so much grass before joining you on the hammock, Human Daddy.
Please put me down on solid ground ASAP!
–Xena
Garden Helper
Whatcha doing, Human Daddy?
Ooh, I see! You’re digging a hole!
Please let me help. I don’t mind getting my paws dirty.
–Xena
Thorough Sniffing
It’s not enough to sniff on just one side of the stream.
Sniff on both sides…
…Plus in the stream itself.
You can never know too much.
You can never smell too much.
–Xena
Up or Down?
Are we going up for a nap…
…or down for a walk?
Either choice is fine with me.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 