The water level in my glass is much too low.
Your glass? Whatever do you mean, Human Mommy? I don’t see you struggling to slurp up the water.
Ahhh… That’s better.
–Amber
Not what it looks like …
This is not what it looks like.
–Luna
Ignorance
The best way to nap next to a Woofie is to ignore that the Woofie is there.
Ignorance not giving you bliss?
Try a forceful HISS.
–Darth Vader
Ingress and Egress
Not only do great Guard Cats prevent ingress of intruders, we also prevent egress of our Human Servants.
Unless you guys are heading out to fetch tuna for our supper… In that case, be our guest.
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Art
Relaxation is an art form…
…just the same as sculpture or painting.
–Luna
New Sheet
Good call on our new bed sheet, Human Mommy!
It serves as a great backdrop to all of our fur tones.
–Amber and Stella
Beverage Pairing
A fine tuna meal requires a fine drink.
Water will do but nothing complements tuna like cream.
–Luna
But that is my cream!
–Lily
Muddy Paws
Muddy Woofie paws make for a big mess.
Are you planning on mopping the kitchen floor, Human Mommy?
No? Not until the rain has ended, you say?
Why am I not surprised?
–Quicksilver
One of these is not like the others…
One of these is not like the others.
Obviously it’s Cosmo.
He makes for a good pillow, but this is Princess nap time.
–Princesses Luna and Stella
Saturday
If you don’t lounge around at least a bit on Saturday…
…you’re doing it wrong.
–Luna, Cosmo and Stella
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