Dishtowels you say, Human Mommy?
Cat sheets, I say.
I’m right. You’re wrong.
Now go away.
It’s high time for my late afternoon nap.
–Amber
Wardrobe Mistress
It’s a lot of work being Human Mommy’s Wardrobe Mistress.
I have to pick out Human Mommy’s daily outfits and maintain a glorious sheen of shed fur on all her clothes.
The stuff she leaves in drawers and her maxi dresses are fairly easy to maintain.
To maintain the knee-length skirts, mini-skirts, blazers and hanging blouses, though, you have to be prepared to climb.
–Luna
When the Queen’s away…
When the Queen’s away…
…the youngest Princess shall claim the Queen’s pillow.
–Luna
Sushi!
Sushi for dinner, Humans?
Yes, please!
Now where are my chopsticks?
–Luna
I’ll get back to you
What’s that, Humans? It’s time to come in from the Private Members-Only Cat Club immediately?
Let me think that over.
I’ll get back to you.
–Luna
Overtime
What do you mean you are going to “Work” and don’t have time to fetch my first Meowmosa of the weekend?
But it’s Caturday!!
“Overtime,” you say.
I hate “Overtime.”
–Luna
Closed Doors
Closed doors are an affront to our dignity as Cats.
I command you to rectify this situation immediately, Human Mommy.
–Lily
Peekaboo
Peekaboo, annoyingly bright morning sun. I see you.
Now I don’t and that’s much better.
–Lily
Paid Product Placements
Here at sevencatsandcounting, we are not above paid product placements and sponsorship deals.
The keyword here is “paid.”
Hey, Target, you owe me 10 jars of Smarty Cat Organic Catnip for this post.
–Luna
Personal Stylist
As a Girl Cat, part of your job is to help your Human Mommy pick out her outfits.
The grey shift is your best bet today, Human Mommy.
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 