We’ve talked it over.
It’s not okay to feed the Woofies before us.
No way, no how.
–Amber and Lily
Ornithologist
As an Ornithologist, the closer you get to the Birdies, the better.
Unless it’s hot outside, like mind-blowing, whisker-curling hot.
Then it is acceptable to watch the Birdies from an air-conditioned vantage point.
–Quicksilver
Daddy’s Girl
I’m a Daddy’s Girl.
No doubt about it.
–Xena
Happy Father’s Day
Father’s Day should include a cold beer…
…and a big, warm hug.
–Cosmo
Sunday Sun
Is the Sunday Sun shining too brightly for you?
Just cover your eyes and return to the land of nod.
Be sure to wake up in time for brunch, though.
–Lily
Saturday
Farmer’s Market? Early morning jog?
No thank you.
–Luna
T-bone Steak
So I had a properly sized Dog Bed until my beloved daughter Xena told me she needed to stretch out, much more than she could in her extra-small Puppy Bed.
Of course, I gave her my bed. How could I not? Have you ever seen anything cuter than Xena?
Still, I hear Father’s Day is coming up.
I hope little Xena thinks to get me a T-bone Steak, or a pack of bully sticks, or at least a card that we can turn into confetti together.
–Cosmo
Circus
Maybe I should run off and join the circus!
My tightrope act always draws a large audience…
…large in physical size if not large in number.
–Luna
Big Bed
Sure, the big bed is a lot more comfortable than the extra small Puppy bed.
But a good guy leaves the big bed all to his lady when she needs some alone time.
–Cosmo
Irresistible
Can you lay off the sniffing, Xena? I’ve just finished a hard shift of Guard-Catting…
No? Oh, I get it…
I’m irresistible.
–Luna
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