You go, Cosmo! Chase the birdies, or the squirrels or whatever it is you Woofies chase.
I’ll just chill out in the lovely shade of this bench. A nap may even be on the agenda.
But you do you, Cosmo.
–Luna
Hurray!
Hurray!
My Humans finally got the message and provided me with a properly sized bed.
–Cosmo
Inexcusable
Do your Human Servants ever fall asleep on one of your Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club couches, thus depriving you of a proper napping spot to which your club fees entitle you?
Inexcusable.
Totally inexcusable, were it not for the opposable thumbs.
–Phelps
Up or Down?
Are we going up for a nap…
…or down for a walk?
Either choice is fine with me.
–Cosmo
Bathroom Break
What’s that, Human Mommy? You want to get up to go potty?
You’ll just have to hold it.
–Luna
Can you resist?
I betcha want to rub my tummy.
I can’t blame you. My tummy is irresistible.
Rub at your own risk.
Remember, even a sleepy Cat can deploy her Murder Mittens faster than a wide-awake Human can retract her hand.
–Lily
Work Hard…
Work hard.
Play harder.
Nap hardest.
–Cosmo and Xena
Naptime
Oh my, I sure could use a nap!
–Xena
Oh please, let little Xena actually take a nap!
Puppies are exhausting and I sure could use a nap, too.
–Cosmo
Monday?
Monday you say, Human Mommy?
Maybe for you but not for me.
I’ve decided to extend my Sunday afternoon snooze to next Friday Night Happy Hour.
–Lily
Help your Humans Catch Some Zzzz’s
It’s not an everyday occurrence, but every so often, you should help your Humans catch some zzz’s by serving as a pillow.
Trust me. A well-rested Human is much more likely than a sleep-deprived Human to use his opposable thumbs to your benefit by popping open a can or two or three of tuna.
–Quicksilver
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