Your opponent may be 10 times your size.
He may even be more experienced than you in the art of Tug.
None of that means you should give up.
Tug, tug, TUG!!!
You WANT that yellow chicken rope toy.
–Xena
Why oh why?
Why oh why did you get her, Humans?
Why oh why are you making those funny hissy noises and folding back your ears, Uncle Darth?
Okay, bye Uncle Darth! Maybe we can play later?
I hope we can play later!
–Darth Vader and Xena
Play Sesh
Dog oh Dog oh DOG! That was a great play sesh with Cosmo and Stella!
I’m going to take a quick power nap, 15 minutes MAX, to recharge for Round 2.
Oh Dog, oh Dog, oh Dog! That little Puppy is exhausting.
We need a power nap, 15 hours minimum.
–Xena, Stella and Cosmo
Kittenish Energy
Why’d you name her Luna, Humans?
I think Lightening, Flash, Bolt or even Blur would suit her better.
Also, do you have any idea when her Kittenish energy will dissipate?
It’s exhausting.
–Lily
Artistic Side
Yes, I know this is not a toy, Human Mommy.
This is a paint brush.
Did it never occur to you that I might have an unexplored artistic side?
–Luna
Fetch
No, Cosmo, Human Mommy can’t play fetch with you right now.
Can’t you see?
Human Mommy is busy being my cushion.
–Darth Vader
Frisbee
Won’t somebody play Frisbee or Tug or Frisbee-Tug with me, please?
PUH-LEEZE!
–Cosmo
Severe Weather
I’m going to swat your face, Big Sis Lily!
Au contraire, Little One. Don’t you see my mighty paw bearing down on your head?
I will transform myself into a kitten-tornado, Big Sis.
And my tail will become a tsunami, Little One.
–Luna and Lily
Multifunctional Toys
What do you mean frisbees are for fetch and not for tug? That’s like me saying that your smartphone is for calling people and not for photographing Puppies.
–Cosmo
Circus
Keep practicing! You’ll know when you’re ready for the Circus.
–Luna
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