Here I am, in all my glory. Well, perhaps not all my glory.
To extend myself any farther out of my shell would be undignified.
–Princess Maple Ann
Life is Good
Life is good…
…really good.
–Quicksilver
Anti-Gravity Paws III
Don’t get me wrong, I love being a Dog.
Still, I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to come equipped with Anti-Gravity, Magnetic, Propulsion Paws like the Meowies.
–Stella
A Throne
A throne befits a King.
A lap befits a God.
–Orzo
Oh, yeah…
Oh, yeah…
…that feels so good.
Don’t stop…
…until I tell you to.
–Darth Vader
Eat your Vegetables
“Eat your vegetables, little Xena!”
“Okay, Papa Cosmo! If I eat all my veg, I’ll be as big and strong as you, right?”
“Right! Maybe even bigger! With love in your heart and veg in your tummy, you’re nine paws tall!”
–Xena and Cosmo
Reconsider Housework
Are you seriously considering vacuuming, Human Mommy, thereby interrupting my morning yoga routine?
Kindly reconsider.
–Lily
Spring!
Spring
has
finally
sprung.
–Phelps
Apologies
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle.
I’ll accept a head skritch.
Still, you’re not forgiven for abandoning me for a day.
Food? Double my daily ration?
I may forgive you someday.
Someday is not soon.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Lion at Repose
The Lion is at repose.
Do NOT disturb the Lion.
–Finnegan
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