Yes, I am the Jungle Queen.
The question is who are you?
–Amber
Monday Morning
Go away, Monday Morning!
I’m simply not in the mood.
–Amber
Sweet Nothings…
Whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
Tell me I’m the prettiest, the stripiest, the glossiest Kitty you’ve ever known…
Then substantiate those sweet nothings with something, such as cream, tuna or ‘Nip.
–Lily
Urgent
I know that the Meowies have already attempted to roust you for Food o’clock, Human Mommy, but my request is even more urgent.
I need to go potty! Now!
–Stella
Naptime
“Go to sleep, little Xena. It’s naptime.”
“Okay, Papa Cosmo. It will be playtime right after naptime…”
“Right?”
–Cosmo and Xena
Perfect Sunday
Nothing is better than a piping hot cup of coffee shared with your favorite male grey and white Cat on his fabulous new deck.
Now where’s that saucer of cream I ordered?
–Quicksilver
Branding
As a CelebriCat, you must not let the paparazzi get a good picture of you every time.
To do so would diminish your brand.
–Luna
In Charge
You think you’re in charge, Humans?
Top of the Food Chain and all that?
Think again.
–Amber
Good Smells
There are good smells up top and good smells down below.
When you’ve got a good Sniffer, there are good smells everywhere!
–Cosmo and Xena
Why Woofies?
Why’d you get the Woofies, Humans?
I know it’s been nearly 3 years, but I still haven’t figured it out.
Why Woofies?!
–Phelps
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