No one survives the Rabbit-Kick-of-Death!
Not unless they are offering a can or two or three or bakers dozen of Tuna…
Get the Tuna, quickly, before I render your dominant opposable thumb inactive, Human!
–Phelps
Hump Day
Hump Day, you say, Humans?
I just can’t…
You’ll have to struggle over the hump without me.
–Darth Vader
Outside the Coffee shop
Hammock
I’m trying to enjoy the hammock, Human Daddy.
But the back and forth…
…and to and fro is wreaking havoc on my tummy.
Uh-oh! I maybe shouldn’t have eaten so much grass before joining you on the hammock, Human Daddy.
Please put me down on solid ground ASAP!
–Xena
Shoo!
Porch weather you say, Humans?
No, it is not. It is Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club weather.
You Humans are not Club Members.
Shoo!
–Phelps and Quicksilver
Fountains
You know it’s spring when…
…the drinking fountains are full of clear, sweet water again.
–Quicksilver
Impasse
Sometimes you encounter an impasse.
If you are stalking along the Cat shelf highway, the impasse is frequently your sister.
–Lily and Luna
Reserving judgment
You are changing my stream, Humans.
I am reserving judgment.
For now.
–Quicksilver
Garden Helper
Whatcha doing, Human Daddy?
Ooh, I see! You’re digging a hole!
Please let me help. I don’t mind getting my paws dirty.
–Xena
Reconsider Housework
Are you seriously considering vacuuming, Human Mommy, thereby interrupting my morning yoga routine?
Kindly reconsider.
–Lily
