Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.
What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!
Great, just great.
My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.
–Darth Vader
Past Tense
Correction, Human Mommy. These were your shoes.
Now they are mine.
–Luna
Irresistible
Maybe you can resist my emerald eyes.
Maybe you can resist my stripy tail, my flexed whiskers, or my heart-shaped nose.
But you can’t resist them when they all come together in one package (i.e. Me, Orzo).
I’m irresistible.
–Orzo, guest contributor
Pretty Please!
Stella did it and got a cute nose-piercing for her efforts.
Can’t I take a long, deep whiff of Kitty Butt, too, Quicksilver?
Pretty please!
–Cosmo
Cattiness
A fellow Cat Blogger shares her thoughts about you, Humans.
(Spoiler Alert: This may hurt your Human feelings)
Purrs, Quicksilver et al
Just One Whiff…
As a Scent Hound, sometimes you have to give in and take a good, deep whiff of Meowie butt.
The Meowie’s Murder Mitten slamming down on your pretty Puppy nose is going to hurt.
Worth it. Totally worth it.
–Stella
How I became a crazy cat lady
A beautiful story about rescuing a Cat Mama and her Kittens. Enjoy! Purrs, Darth Vader
I’ll get back to you
What’s that, Humans? It’s time to come in from the Private Members-Only Cat Club immediately?
Let me think that over.
I’ll get back to you.
–Luna
Maple
I have a name!
My name is Maple Ann.
That’s Princess Maple Ann Turtle to you.
Friendly Snaps, HRH Maple Ann Turtle
Roar
No Lion achieves a great roar without practice.
–Finnegan
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