I sense a Baby Woofie behind me.
I hope I’m wrong.
–Darth Vader
You’re not wrong, Uncle Darth! I’m right here!
Wanna play chase after I polish off my bully ring?
–Xena
Demerits
Yet again you have failed to make our bed, Human Mommy.
That will be 5 demerits.
–Lily, Luna, Amber and Quicksilver
Outdoor Thermostat
You have again turned down the outdoor thermostat, Human Mommy?
I am going to ignore you now, more pointedly than usual.
–Quicksilver
Great Guard Dogs
Great Guard Dogs come in all sizes.
It’s all about the team, the technique and the heart.
–Cosmo, Stella and Xena
New Year’s Cleanup
Reorganizing the kitchen, Humans? Good for you!
Just be sure to establish a dedicated Cat-sized spot in every cabinet.
–Luna
Tug-of-War
Your opponent may be 10 times your size.
He may even be more experienced than you in the art of Tug.
None of that means you should give up.
Tug, tug, TUG!!!
You WANT that yellow chicken rope toy.
–Xena
Ballet Flat
Remember that ballet flat you were looking for, Human Mommy?
Found it!
–Stella
Send Blankets
The Humans have not yet repaired the outdoor thermostat.
Send blankets, lots and lots of blankets.
–Darth Vader
Ray of Sunshine
On a cold winter morning…
…find yourself a fine ray of sunshine.
–Cosmo
More Progress!!!
Human Mommy just got up, but Luna stayed!!
She’s totally ignoring me, but she’s still here!!!!!
We are basically best friends now, right?
–Xena
