Dishtowels? These are Luna towels. Can’t you see? They are grey and white just like me.
Please use the paper towels.
The fabric ones belong to me.
–Luna
Monday?
Monday you say, Human Mommy?
Maybe for you but not for me.
I’ve decided to extend my Sunday afternoon snooze to next Friday Night Happy Hour.
–Lily
Shabby Chic Palace
Keep recycling, Humans! It’s good for the planet.
Don’t recycle my box, though. I’m reusing it.
It’s my shabby chic palace.
–Luna
New Year’s Resolution
What do you mean I’m not keeping up with my 2018 New Year’s Resolution?
I resolved to use the treadmill.
I never specified how I’d use it.
Now go away. You are messing with my napping…er…wellness program.
–Quicksilver
Outdoor Thermostat
You have again turned down the outdoor thermostat, Human Mommy?
I am going to ignore you now, more pointedly than usual.
–Quicksilver
Not Posing
Yes, we’re handsome. No, we’re not posing.
No special effort went into this photo on our part.
We woke up like this.
–Finnegan and Phelps
Cold?
Cold? Curl up tight.
Eradicate the winter bomb cyclone with your eye lasers.
–Amber
Solidarity
There is a new, young, overly energetic Woofie.
We Cats must bide our time on the highest perch.
–Luna and Quicksilver
New Year’s Resolution
In 2018, I resolve to become Luna’s friend!
It may take awhile, but I know I can do it, same as big brother Cosmo did in 2017!
–Xena
Strange Question
No, you may not rest your gigantic head on my pillow, Human Mommy.
What a strange question!
Why would you even ask?
–Darth Vader
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