First you take me to the vet.
Next you confine me to the house for over a week so that I can “heal.”
I may be sleeping right now but I’m still furious.
–Phelps
My Cushion
Your laptop bag?
You don’t mean my cushion, do you, Human Mommy?
No, I won’t give it back.
Speaking of laptops, can you cool it with the typing?
The clickity-clackety sound of the keys is disrupting my nap.
–Amber
Photobomb
BOL! I photobombed your selfie, Human Daddy!
Where’s my treat?
–Cosmo
To tuck or not to tuck…
To tuck or not to tuck the front paws?
This is an essential question for us Cats.
You Humans should focus on simpler questions.
Leave the deep thinking to us Cats.
–Luns
Taller
Walking on two paws instead of four?
Is that a thing?
All right, I’ll give it a go.
I’m taller, but I feel awkward.
My balance is off for hunting…er… ornithology.
–Finnegan
Parallel Parking
Human Mommy, I love you…
…but you are terrible at parallel parking.
I can’t even watch right now.
–Quicksilver
Pretty Please!
Stella did it and got a cute nose-piercing for her efforts.
Can’t I take a long, deep whiff of Kitty Butt, too, Quicksilver?
Pretty please!
–Cosmo
Crepes and Cafe-au-lait
Crepes and Cafe-au-lait for breakfast?
Don’t mind if I do.
–Darth Vader
Not a Bed either?
Last week, you told me that the basket of clean clothes is not a bed, Human Mommy.
This week, you’re telling me that the hamper full of dirty laundry is not a bed either.
Where’s a Kitten supposed to catch a good snooze around here?
–Luna
Sanctions
So, Human Mommy, you traveled despite our newly enacted travel ban.
There will be sanctions.
–Lily and Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 