This is comfortable for you, right, Human Daddy?
Good! I thought you needed a lap cuddle.
–Cosmo
Why Woofies?
Why’d you get the Woofies, Humans?
I know it’s been nearly 3 years, but I still haven’t figured it out.
Why Woofies?!
–Phelps
Biscuits
When you invite over friends…
…be sure to have enough Dog biscuits.
–Xena, Cosmo, Dario, Nola and Stella
Attention to Detail
Curl your tail and your whiskers to match.
Ladies appreciate attention to detail.
–Phelps
She’s looking at me!
Why is she staring at me?!
Oh, Auntie Amber! Can’t you tell? It’s because I adore you.
–Amber and Xena
Coffee vs Catnip
Is coffee like Catnip?
It must be, judging by your obsession with the dark, scalding stuff.
–Quicksilver
Life is Good
Life is good…
…really good.
–Quicksilver
How Rude!
What are you doing sitting in my spot?!
How rude!
–Darth Vader
Welcome Home
Welcome home, Humans! T.C.I.F. and all that.
What did you bring us?
–Finnegan, Phelps and Quicksilver
Coordination
If you must share space with a Woofie, make sure that the Woofie’s fur complements your own.
And that she sits at least a tail-length behind you.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
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