Are you seriously considering vacuuming, Human Mommy, thereby interrupting my morning yoga routine?
Kindly reconsider.
–Lily
Spring!
Spring
has
finally
sprung.
–Phelps
Up or Down?
Are we going up for a nap…
…or down for a walk?
Either choice is fine with me.
–Cosmo
Consult the Gnome
Mighty cold weather for spring, isn’t it, Mr. Gnome?
What’s that? You don’t foresee it warming up properly until May?
Oh dear…
–Lily
Never lose control
Never lose control of the remote control!
Seriously, how much Meowie daytime programming can a little Puppy handle?
–Xena
Healing
Is your Human suffering from a cold?
Is she running through Kleenex faster than you can consume bully sticks and/or Catnip?
Surround her with Puppy warmth and Kitty purrs and lots of love.
Also, try to lick her nose as that appears to be the source of her problems.
–Xena, Stella, Luna and Cosmo
Do you mind?
Do you mind, Paparazzi?
My Shadow Panther and I are enjoying a private moment here.
–Darth Vader
How to do Monday
We Cats will wake you up, Humans.
The coffee that used to be in this box will keep you awake.
Hopefully…
–Lily
Graduation
The big door is finally opening for me.
I’m graduating from the Guard Cat Academy!
A thorough patrol is de rigueur.
After that, Guard-Catting closely ressembles lounging, or so says my lieutenant Darth Vader.
–Luna
Break Time
I’m on break.
But I’m always alert.
Always ready to guard the homestead against intruders.
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 