Beware of the hot temperatures, Humans! Your House Panther may melt into a large, tarry puddle, reminiscent of an oil slick.
Don’t fret, Humans! Tuna and catnip will restore your Panther to his solid form.
–Darth Vader
Cold Tail
You’re leaving me, Human Mommy?
I don’t care if it’s only for one day.
Cold tail starts now.
–Luna
Presenting Finnick Ohair
Humama, who is the friend of Human Mommy of Seven Cats and Counting, was looking for a male black Kitten brother for Orzo.
So of course she adopted me, Finnick Ohair.
Adopt don’t shop, Humans, and always remember that your Cat chooses you, not the other way around.
–Finnick Ohair, Guest Contributor
Reserving Judgment
New landscaping project, Humans?
I’ll reserve judgment.
For now.
–Quicksilver
Roller Derby
Cool new gear, Humama. Don’t you try and store it in this box.
The box is mine.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Sunny Days
Oh, Sun, you feel so good on our fur!
We’ll miss you when winter comes.
–Stella and Cosmo
Parallel Parking
Human Mommy, I love you…
…but you are terrible at parallel parking.
I can’t even watch right now.
–Quicksilver
Monday
What’s that, Human Mommy? It’s Monday again?
Please make it go away.
–Luna and Lily
Salad Bar
Thank you for the salad bar, Human Mommy!
It’s nutritious and delicious.
–Luna
Adirondack Chair
What a great purchase, Humans! I love my new Adirondack chair.
No, you may not sit on it, Human Mommy.
It is large but obviously not large enough to accommodate the both of us.
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 