Human Mommy calls me a House Panther.
Human Mommy is nearsighted and lacks a sense of scale.
I’m a full-size Panther, no qualifier required.
–Darth Vader
Irresistible
Can you lay off the sniffing, Xena? I’ve just finished a hard shift of Guard-Catting…
No? Oh, I get it…
I’m irresistible.
–Luna
Anti-gravity Paws II
How’d I get up here?
Anti-gravity, magnetic, propulsion Paws, obviously.
How’m I getting back down?
To be determined…
–Finnegan
A Throne
A throne befits a King.
A lap befits a God.
–Orzo
Kiss your Bestie
Always greet your Bestie with a kiss!
Then settle in to hear all about her exciting weekend of Guard-Catting.
–Xena
Oh, yeah…
Oh, yeah…
…that feels so good.
Don’t stop…
…until I tell you to.
–Darth Vader
More Important
I’m more important than a spreadsheet.
Aren’t I?
–Lily
Hurray!
Hurray!
My Humans finally got the message and provided me with a properly sized bed.
–Cosmo
Yes Way!
The Meowies said that there’s No Way I can fit in Xena’s extra small Puppy bed.
Yes, way, Meowies!
Uh-oh… I’ve got some serious cramps…
–Cosmo
Anti-gravity Paws
How’d I get up here?
Wouldn’t you like to know, Humans?
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 