Is this another one of your “work” days, Humans?
You must be venturing out, then…
Don’t forget to pick up ‘Nip on your way back home.
–Darth Vader
Again?!
It’s happening again!
Why is it happening again?!
–Darth Vader
Irresistible
Eat your hearts out, ladies!
I’m irresistible.
–Darth Vader
Do you mind?
Do you mind, Paparazzi?
My Shadow Panther and I are enjoying a private moment here.
–Darth Vader
Do Something!
The Baby Woofie is in my space again, Humans.
Do something!
–Darth Vader
Chop chop!
Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me!
Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me.
I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off.
–Darth Vader
Strange Question
No, you may not rest your gigantic head on my pillow, Human Mommy.
What a strange question!
Why would you even ask?
–Darth Vader
Coping with Monday
Don’t feel bad about hitting the Lion’s Head Tavern a wee bit before noon.
Don’t feel bad about squinting your eyes tight shut in order to imitate a leaf, or a loaf, or maybe a leaf loaf.
We all cope with Monday in our own way.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan, aka Leaf Loaf
Boo!
Don’t spend too much on an itchy, ill-fitting Halloween costume that you’ll only wear once!
Sometimes, all you need is to accentuate your eyes.
Boo!
–Darth Vader
Bromance
You know it’s a true Bromance…
…when you can’t say where one tail ends and the other begins.
–Cosmo and Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 