I am a Lion on important Lion business.
No, I will not look at the camera. I am busy being a Lion who’s ignoring you.
–Finnegan
Lion
Not Today
So you want to take a picture of a Lion prowling along the fence top?
Sorry, paparazzi.
Not today.
–Finnegan
Rearrangements
So you’re rearranging the living room again, Humans.
Count me unimpressed.
–Finnegan
Gorgeous
You say I’m gorgeous.
Thanks…
I agree.
–Finnegan
Winter Accommodations
The Private Members Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch, offers adequate overnight accommodations in the spring, summer and early fall.
In the late fall and winter, the discerning Lion prefers to bed down atop a basket of fresh laundry in the Feline Penthouse, sometimes erroneously referred to as what should be the master bedroom but for the Cats.
–Finnegan
Scratching
Don’t scratch in just one spot! That’s lazy.
Propel yourself along the base of the ottoman, leaving your artistic mark on every inch.
This makes for an excellent core workout, too.
–Finnegan
Lion at Repose
The Lion is at repose.
Do NOT disturb the Lion.
–Finnegan
Cat in a Cave
Sure, I’m a Cat in a Cave, paparazzi. It has decent alliteration, but didn’t you consider why I’m in the cave?
Did it never occur to you that a Cat in a Cave might value his privacy?
–Finnegan
Coping with Monday
Don’t feel bad about hitting the Lion’s Head Tavern a wee bit before noon.
Don’t feel bad about squinting your eyes tight shut in order to imitate a leaf, or a loaf, or maybe a leaf loaf.
We all cope with Monday in our own way.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan, aka Leaf Loaf
Magnificent
Yes, I’m magnificent.
Feel free to call me Sun King.
–Finnegan
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