Dishtowels you say, Human Mommy?
Cat sheets, I say.
I’m right. You’re wrong.
Now go away.
It’s high time for my late afternoon nap.
–Amber
When the Queen’s away…
When the Queen’s away…
…the youngest Princess shall claim the Queen’s pillow.
–Luna
Sharing
Of course I share my bed with the Millenial Kitten Princess. We Cat Queens are nothing if not magnanimous.
No the Princess may not have a pillow.
Magnamity has its limits.
–Queen Amber
What to do?
Pondering what you should do next?
Sometimes the best thing to do is nothing at all.
–Darth Vader
Octocat
Four legs, you say? I’m pretty sure I have more.
Are you sure you counted correctly?
–Finnegan
Exercise Equipment
My Cat Tree is great for cardio, for strength work, for claw-sharpening and for naps.
Maybe if your exercise equipment included napping options, you Humans would be more likely to use it.
Just saying…
–Luna
Daddy’s Love
You know Human Daddy loves you because of all the sweet things he does, like putting a pillow under your head when you are zonked out on the hard floor.
–Cosmo
Tuesday
What’s that, Humans? Tuesday, you say?
If I didn’t wake up for Monday, what makes you think that Tuesday will be any different?
Now go away. Try back on Hump Day.
Or, let’s be honest here, try back on Friday afternoon in time for happy hour.
Those Meowgaritas are not going to drink themselves, after all.
–Lily
Blend in
Is the gentle rippling of your garden stream lulling you to sleep? Don’t resist, but do be careful to position yourself on top of an appropriately camouflaging stone as you don’t want anyone to disturb your luxurious nap.
–Quicksilver
Someone’s got your back
As a fearsome, formidable Feline, you don’t need protection per se.
Still when you’re catching your requisite 18+ hours of daily shut-eye, it’s nice to know that Mr. Fox and his buddy the enormous goldfish have your back.
–Quicksilver
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