Looks good…
Smells awesome!
Please share, Human Daddy, aka Top Chef.
–Cosmo and Xena
Bow Down
Bow down to your Queen.
Good Woofie.
Now I will ignore you.
–Amber
Toll Collector
Make it easy for your Humans to pay the Stair Toll!
Position yourself next to two empty bowls, one for traffic coming up the stairs and one for down, in which the Humans can deposit the requisite toll of freshly uncanned tuna.
–Darth Vader
Anti-gravity Paws
How’d I get up here?
Wouldn’t you like to know, Humans?
–Luna
T.D.I.F.
Dog-Diggety-Dog! T.D.I.F.!!
It’s FRIDAY!
–Cosmo
Want this Body?
Want this body?
Then you have to work for it!
Now go away…
I’m working really hard here.
–Quicksilver
Inexcusable
Do your Human Servants ever fall asleep on one of your Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club couches, thus depriving you of a proper napping spot to which your club fees entitle you?
Inexcusable.
Totally inexcusable, were it not for the opposable thumbs.
–Phelps
Hammock
I’m trying to enjoy the hammock, Human Daddy.
But the back and forth…
…and to and fro is wreaking havoc on my tummy.
Uh-oh! I maybe shouldn’t have eaten so much grass before joining you on the hammock, Human Daddy.
Please put me down on solid ground ASAP!
–Xena
Garden Helper
Whatcha doing, Human Daddy?
Ooh, I see! You’re digging a hole!
Please let me help. I don’t mind getting my paws dirty.
–Xena
Reconsider Housework
Are you seriously considering vacuuming, Human Mommy, thereby interrupting my morning yoga routine?
Kindly reconsider.
–Lily
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