How will you know if your dishes are really clean unless we sniff-inspect them for you?
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Chief Inspector Lily and Lieutenant Sniffer Luna
Crepes and Cafe-au-lait
Crepes and Cafe-au-lait for breakfast?
Don’t mind if I do.
–Darth Vader
A Little Help Here!
Sometimes you have to swallow your pride and ask for help.
Help, Human Mommy! The Millenial Meowie is swallowing my dinner!
What’s that? No, I can’t politely ask her to move.
The Millenial Meowie has murder mittens!
–Stella
(Thanks to Samantha Murdoch for this wonderful description of Meowie paws. Check out samanthamurdochblog.)
Overtime
What do you mean you are going to “Work” and don’t have time to fetch my first Meowmosa of the weekend?
But it’s Caturday!!
“Overtime,” you say.
I hate “Overtime.”
–Luna
Rules For Cats
Click below for a comprehensive list of rules all Cats should follow. Purrs, Quicksilver et al
Closed Doors
Closed doors are an affront to our dignity as Cats.
I command you to rectify this situation immediately, Human Mommy.
–Lily
Roommates
Living with roommates is no easy thing. For example, sometimes your roomie will want to munch on something super stinky on the couch while you’re trying to watch TV.
Eeeewww, Cosmo, really? I’d move but I was here first.
What’s the matter, Darth? Bully Sticks smell AMAZING! I’ll share it with you if you want.
–Darth Vader and Cosmo
We’ve Been Adopted
Welcome to the blogosphere (purrosphere) young Sunny! You shall grow into a grand, house panther. Purrs, Darth Vader
Source: We’ve Been Adopted
Origins
A new, handsome, grey Cat has joined the blogosphere. Meet Jughead! Purrs, Quicksilver
Source: Origins
Peekaboo
Peekaboo, annoyingly bright morning sun. I see you.
Now I don’t and that’s much better.
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 