If you can’t see others, they can’t see you either.
I stuck my head in this old recliner and I can’t see you.
You can’t see me, can you?
I’m invisible.
–Finnick Ohair, Guest Contributor
Fetch
No, Cosmo, Human Mommy can’t play fetch with you right now.
Can’t you see?
Human Mommy is busy being my cushion.
–Darth Vader
TDIF
Thank Dog it’s Friday!
Time to relax and recharge and let it all hang out.
–Cosmo
Cold Tail
You’re leaving me, Human Mommy?
I don’t care if it’s only for one day.
Cold tail starts now.
–Luna
Perfect just the way you are…
The Humans say you have been too hot, Summer.
The Humans are wrong. You’ve been perfect…
…just the hot, sultry way you are.
–Quicksilver
Presenting Finnick Ohair
Humama, who is the friend of Human Mommy of Seven Cats and Counting, was looking for a male black Kitten brother for Orzo.
So of course she adopted me, Finnick Ohair.
Adopt don’t shop, Humans, and always remember that your Cat chooses you, not the other way around.
–Finnick Ohair, Guest Contributor
Intimidating?
Intimidating? What do you mean?
We are just two bored Apex Predators watching your every move.
–Lily and Luna
Roller Derby
Cool new gear, Humama. Don’t you try and store it in this box.
The box is mine.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Sunny Days
Oh, Sun, you feel so good on our fur!
We’ll miss you when winter comes.
–Stella and Cosmo
Parallel Parking
Human Mommy, I love you…
…but you are terrible at parallel parking.
I can’t even watch right now.
–Quicksilver
Daily Feline Wisdom 