It is cold, Human Mommy! Why are you unplugging my space heater?!
You’re leaving for work, you’ve set the thermostat to 68 degrees, and the space heater is a hazard unattended, you say.
Harrumph!
It’s on you if you come home to a Catsicle.
–Finnegan
Monday, you say?
Monday, you say, Human Mommy?
Maybe for you, but definitely not for me.
–Lily
Got Dog?
Got Dog? Good for you!
You’ll never have to dine alone again.
–Cosmo
Toll Collector
So you changed your mind and need to go back upstairs because you “forgot” something in the bedroom?
You have to pay the toll again, preferably in Catnip or Cream.
–Lily
Begging…
You Humans call it “begging.”
We call it “ordering.”
–Luna, Stella, and Cosmo
Bromance
You know it’s a true Bromance…
…when you can’t say where one tail ends and the other begins.
–Cosmo and Darth Vader
Synchronized Napping
Inter-Species Synchronized Napping Nationals here we come!
Seriously, we are coming soon, just as soon as we wake up.
–Lily and Stella
A Cat, a Fire…
A Cat, a fire and a cup of joe…
Mornings don’t get any better than this.
–Quicksilver
Boys’ Night Out
Woohoo! It’s Friday! Time for a Boys’ Night out…
…at the Private Members-Only Cat and Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
–Finnegan and Cosmo
House Arrest
First you take me to the vet.
Next you confine me to the house for over a week so that I can “heal.”
I may be sleeping right now but I’m still furious.
–Phelps
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